- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

1+2 = 6

Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

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