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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

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