- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

So one time there was this woman learning...

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

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