- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

A man walks into a bar, and he died.

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

If Apple made a house, would it have Windows?

What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

Your momma's so stupid that she might not have graduated from high school, ceasing her ability to have an educated job. Now, she makes minimum wage and can barely feed her son.

why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

The truth is he loves her!!

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

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