- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What's long and black The unemployment line

An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

No antijoke here.

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

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