A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

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Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

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silver bullet?

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Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

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Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

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If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

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Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

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What is brown and lives in a toilet? A black homeless man

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 20 years later he would gamble away his life savings and then go onto live a lonely and unfulfilled life.

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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A man walks into a bar and gets drink

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

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Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

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Why? Because.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

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A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

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What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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