What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: WHERE'S MY TRACTOR?!

A mexican, Japanese, and American man are eating lunch one day at work by the window. The Mexican says, "Wow! If I get a taco one more time for lunch, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The Japanese man says, "Wow! If I get a bowl or ramen one more time for lunch, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The American says" If I get grilled cheese one more time, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The next day, the mexican jumped off because he got a taco. Then, the japanese man jumped off for getting ramen. Then, the American jumped off for getting a grilled cheese sandwhich. At the funeral, the mexican wife said, "Oh if i knew he was gonna jump, I would'nt have packed it." The japanese wife said, "If I knew he was gonna jump, I wouldn't have packed it either." The American wife didn't say anything because she was hit by a bus.

Theres this black guy who goes to a gun shop and buys a .45 and then goes to get a permit and uses it responsibly....

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

What's the difference between hot tea and cold tea? The temperature.

Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

Knock Knock. Who's There. Teenage Pregnancy

Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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