What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

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What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

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roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

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A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

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Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

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Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

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Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

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What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

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What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

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An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

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why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

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What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

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sky silverstein

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What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

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Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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