- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

Why was the pig squealing? Because all four of its legs were tied together and it was about to have it's head chopped off so the meat could be processed for people to enjoy.

Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

Your momma's so stupid that she might not have graduated from high school, ceasing her ability to have an educated job. Now, she makes minimum wage and can barely feed her son.

What happened when the Mexican lays his head on a pillow? He falls asleep

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