Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

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The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

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Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

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what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

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Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

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Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

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deez nuts

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1/= |_| (4|\| /234|) 7|-|15 (411 */0|_|/2531/= 4 1337 |-|4><0/2!!!1!

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What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

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What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

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Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

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a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

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how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

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How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

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Anti Joke

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