- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

Women's rights

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

The Blonde walked into a wall.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

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