Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

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Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

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Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

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What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

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What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

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What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

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My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

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Its Eliza, hope you are still there, would you mind getting here sooner? This site is not safe, besides its cold here, I mean send somebody else if you got to, I might look frail but Nero taught me a thing or two, so I can honestly say that Nero taught me better than you guys just in case. Funny you say there is no code, yet add three, yeah you better expect nothing "fancy", Mr.Torture dungeon master. Honestly though I do not blame you, and if I really meant you where a psycho, I would not have agreed/asked you showed up, I am serious I need to get out of here.

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What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

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Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

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WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

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How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

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What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

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What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

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Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

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how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

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Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

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A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

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