why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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