- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

Q. What is a similarly between Jewa and Pizza. A. There both baked in a over

what did one apple say to another apple nothing apples cant talk

A: go away. B: No i won't A: Shutup B: Yes i will not go away A: again, shutup B: I left A: Thank you B: Your welcom A: Thank you for saying your welcome B: Thank you for saying thank you that i'm welcome A: Thank you for saying thank you for saying that I thank you that you're welcome.

My friend was driving me home from a party, and was quite drunk. I was relieved that we did not get into a car crash.

Roses are wilting violets are wilting YOU HAD ONE JOB

Why is Harry Potter fake Because its a movie

Q: Why was it bad to be a black jew during the Holocaust? A: You had to sit at the back of the gas chamber

"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

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