A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

Brain fart

What are annoying? Ads.

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

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Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

women rights

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

What did the cow say to the other cow? "Baaa", he had an identity crisis.

why do police kill so many young black men in America? it's a difficult question that deserves a thoughtful response. many complex issues are at play, but we also feel a sense that something must be done. we cannot ignore some of the forces at work here, yet we cannot all personally take responsibility, either. or maybe he wanted to steal his girl. that shit really happens. THAT SHIT LEGIT HAPAPNES.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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