- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

your mama's so fat... that's it

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

guy walks into a bar, ouch

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

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