A duck walks into a bar and orders 2 beers and a shot. The bartender says "That'll be four fifty." The duck says he doesn't have any money and asks if the bartender can put it on his bill. The bartender says "No." He then picked the duck up by the neck and raped him mercilessly. "That's what he gets" one patron said. "Yeah, he was asking for it"

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A lady was walking to the grocery store as she was walking she saw a old lady with a dog behind them where two black merses and about 200 women behind the merses. The lady Rushes over and ask '' Maim i am sorry to bother you but i would like to know who you lost and how?'' The old lady paused for a minute and awnsered '' I lost my husband and mother in law, Well My husband had just walked in to the house and my new dog went and ferousiously atacted him my mother in law had been living with us at the time she the jumped in and tried to help him They both died because of blood loss'' The lady looked at her with simpathy and thought i feel sorry for her husband and his mother she then asked '' Can i barrow your dog'' the old lady looked puzzled and said '' Get in line '' The lady walked to the end of the line as the dog was Passed to a women and taken home then passed back. When the women got her turn she thought do i want to kill my husband then she thought yes

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Q: Why was Luigi sad? A: Because he entered the Twilight Zone.

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I do u blow up a house U put dynamite in it

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

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Two icebears are siiting on a iceberg one says to the other: Are you fine with me pushing you off? the other one responds: Would you marry me?

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All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

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Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

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You're welcome. On to the next house.

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Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

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why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

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Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

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Pain is temporary. However, the scars from 3rd degree burns are forever.

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if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

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What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

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Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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Doctor: You want the good news or bad news? Patient: Bad news. Doctor: You have terminal cancer. Patient: What's the good news? Doctor: You have AIDS.

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