- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

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