- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

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