- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

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What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

What is my name? I dont know

Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

Antijokes?! More like Antijakes!!!

What is white and square? A ping pong block

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

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