- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell if a duck is quaking? Hear it

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

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