- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time there was a boy who got ran over by a truck. No one cared.

Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

a horse is a horse. of course of course....unless its a cow

What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

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Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

Women age like a fine wine: sediment develops as they lose their tannins, and earthy notes of oak and mineral develop in their flavor profile, giving them a lengthened finish.

why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

What did the man order at KFC, in Miami? A face.

What's 9+10 Ebola

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

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