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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Neither have I, nobody knew him.

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

all these jokes are horrible now

Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

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