What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

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How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

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what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

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which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

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knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

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i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

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What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

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Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

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Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

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How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

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wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

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Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

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What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

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In my country we don't swim, we drown.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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