why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

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An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

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What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

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A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

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Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

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Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

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The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

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Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

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The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

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What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

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Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

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Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

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what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

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welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

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How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

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