- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

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Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

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