- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

you gay?

What's under the first mate? The second mate.

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

your mama's so fat... that's it

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

Why can't you tell jokes in Base 8? Because 7, 10, 11

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