- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

The FCC

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

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