- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

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