- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

Your dad is so fat, that eventually he got on Biggest Loser and ended living a very successful life.

a blond girl walks into a bar

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeleine mecanne.

What would u like to drink?

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

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