- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

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