Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

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Yes!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!! Yes!!!

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Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

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Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

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1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

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Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

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What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

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What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

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why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

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what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

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What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

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Neither did she.

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a person who will soon die of beeties

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What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

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What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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