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What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

YO FACE

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

you see theres this guy.

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

Your're racist.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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