- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

why did the kid burst into flames cause he lit himself on fire

What's worse than accidentally flooding your bathroom? A Tsunami

One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

She was so hot every guy instantly jizzed upon seeing her. Even seeing her fingernails gave boners to thousands of people. Poor thing never had sex, no one could hold it in until they started. Maybe only Chuck Norris.

Roses are red Im adopted

SHE GOT A BIG BOOTY SO I CALL HER by her real name because she is a woman and worthy of my respect.

What do you calk a couple of friends hanging out? An intimate get-together.

Hi, this is luke. Luke, I am your father. I burned my father's body after he died saving my life on a large space station. You're not my father, stop calling.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? When you think that there is no worm in your apple, but after your second bite you look down in disgust as you notice you have eaten half of the worm and see the other half wriggling about in your apple.

It's red or yellow but most likely grey, and when its hit your eye you are dead? A train :)

why was the asian women such a bad driver? she was blind and had no arms

Why was Uncle Monty's head damn tasty? Because he shoved it up a horses arse when it needed a shit.

* pretend your an orphan Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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