- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes now you do too.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nick Oh hi Nick come in

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

Everybody will die

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

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Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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