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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

A man, a woman and their child wen to a restaurant. There was a horse in it and they left. The Holocaust begun

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

What's blue? The sky.

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

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