jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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