- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

[Set up] [No punch line]

She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

Once, I went to Peru.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

Women's Soccer.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? A tragic drowning victim. And later, food for sharks, probably.

Did you hear the one about Steven Hawking into a bar? I havn't either, but its probably a hoot.

What has 389,236,587 arms, has rainbow colored fur, and fornicates on your front lawn? Absolutely nothing. That's pretty much physically impossible.

Patient: Doctor Doctor! Every Time I Drink Some Tea, My Eye Is Really Sore! Doctor: Next Time Take The Spoon Out...

A man walks up to a girl and says "Hello there" The girl doesn't respond because she has been deaf and blind for her entire life and doesn't know he is there. Potatoes.

Roses are red Violets are blue ... Uhhhh I don't think anyone knows the rest of this!!!!!!

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

why are balck people black because they are

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