- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

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A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

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