- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

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What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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