why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

human centipede

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

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why did your mum die young because she had canser

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

whats up and also down? your mum

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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