- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

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