- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

women's rights.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

Lindsay Lohan

What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

Knock Knock Who's there? Nick Oh hi Nick come in

What is the best anti joke? Dunno cant think of one

2 loaves of bread were in a bar they did nothing as they are inanimate objects

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

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