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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

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