Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

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What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

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So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

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So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

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The global news

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Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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george goodburn is secretly mexican

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A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

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Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

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A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

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Women's rights.

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Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

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Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

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Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

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A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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