Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jamie Oliver eats a chip

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Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

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Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

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How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

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You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

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gay pom...

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Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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men's rights activists

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

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You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

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Up until today I thought eminem was the lead singer for maroon 5

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

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How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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