What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

A baby seal walks into a club.

A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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