- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

im not black, im Joseph Kony

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

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