A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

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During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

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A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

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What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

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* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

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People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

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Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

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What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

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What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

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Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

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Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

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why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

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Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

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Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

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Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

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How many holes can you poke in my chest, When my chest is by far the best If you believe you can stab Then then grab a knife...that you can grab Skewer my breast Which lies on the best chest And you will discover A man under your covers Yes, keep on pokin' Poke my chest with the knife you are strokin' And then swallow a chode because you are stupid.

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why did jenny fall off the swing? because she had no arms Knock Knock Whos there? not jenny

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did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

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Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

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you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

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Sarah Palin.

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