. . I am a whale

Cancer

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

your mama so old, shes dead.

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

Abortion.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

A man has had too many beers late at night. The bartender says "Sir, I'm going to have to cut you off"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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