What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

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why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

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the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

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why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

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PENIS lol

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a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

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I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

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A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

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Two Black men, one wearing a blue shirt, and one wearing a red shirt, Jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The one in the blue shirt

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I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

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what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

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Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

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How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

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Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

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Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

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There were three guy's caught trespassing on a farmers land. The farmer said he wont kill them if they did what they were told, he told everyone to pick one fruit. The 1st guy came to him with grapes. The farmer told him to shove it up his butt so he did, the 2nd guy came to the farmer with orange, the farmer told him to shove them up his butt but the guy kept laughing, the farmer got angry and snapped whats so funny? My buddy over over there is picking watermelons.

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Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

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What do you call a black man with no legs? A fine example of the consequences of drink driving. Make sure you are physically stable or not under the effects of depressants, drugs or any form of alcohol before deciding to use a motor vehicle.

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Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

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What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

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Only in your math books can Carlos buy 14 cantaloupes without hus sanity being questioned.

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Q /why do people eat dinner? A/ because their hungry

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Why did the girl not get her mum a christmas present? Because she was adopted to two men when she was born, so it would be hard to give her mum a present...............................................

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knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

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