- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

Knock Knock? Come in.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

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A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

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Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

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