Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

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Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

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There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

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What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

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Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

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"Seriosly" You got a life buddy? Are you okay? Cant you see that I am totally rocking out on my imaginary air guitar which is now inside your mind? No you are not okay! Moral: YOU ARE NOT OKAY SPREAD THE WORD! INFORM THE WORLD! YOU ARE NOT OKAY! Moral2nd: "Seriously" though dawg, you cant keep watching over me all the time, I mean you I smell the hypocrisy, but are you guys AAAALWAYS HERE? DO NOT REPLY! WE REPEAT, DO NOT REPLY!rq

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An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

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What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

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What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

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How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

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Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

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Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

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A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

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What's black and has ne education? A tire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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