- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

A Jewish man walks by a penny.

what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

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