- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

binladin walks into the american seals

Two baby seals walk into a club.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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