Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

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I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

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I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

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So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

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Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

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How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

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Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

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What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

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hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

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wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

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whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

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why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

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A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

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Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

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