How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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