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Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

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Vaginal secretions

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what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

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Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

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Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

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What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

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-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

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How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

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roses are red poo is poo

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What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

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what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

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Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

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Why did Timmy start a fire? Because Timmy was a derranged phycopath

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why did the kid burst into flames cause he lit himself on fire

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Hi i want a cheeseburger and a small fry, said bob. And then, said the guy taking the order. thats all, said bob. And then, said the guy. Ummmm ok well i take small coke, said bob. And then, said that guy. Thats all, said bob. and then, said the guy. whatever i'll take a milkshake, said bob. And then, said that guy. and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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