What is a waste of time and money? Your mother.

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How did the newborn baby come out of a man? It was ejaculated as a sperm from his testicles

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am a dog.

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What's worse than a bug in your soup? Getting shot in the stomach.

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What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice tits

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Hickory dickery dock, two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck 1 and the other got away with minor injuries.

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A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

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What's long, brown, and in the toilet? The chocolate bar I just threw in the toilet.

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Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? It's Doctor Green. I've got some bad news about your test results. Can I come in?

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What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

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A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

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Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

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Why was the elf sad Because a polar bear ate his family

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what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

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Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

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Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

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whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

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Double-whammy

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Your mother smells so bad that if she were alive in 1919 she would most likely be outlawed in the Geneva Convention or at least banished from conventional warfare among nations that adhere to the restrictions imposed by such a document

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"The only thing worse than being talked about is getting AIDS." -Oscar Wilde

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Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

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I found out I had asthma earlier today. I was breathless.

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Anti Joke

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