- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

kieran is a homosexual

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

asians have slitted eyes lol

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

What do you call two dog? dogs

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

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