How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

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What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

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roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

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What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

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Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

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Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

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What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

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What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

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My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

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So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

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What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

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How High is a Chinese man

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Why did they serve Swiss cheese at the church? It was lunchtime.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

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whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

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Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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