- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl run over the road? Her buttons rolled to the other side! (From a book called... Al-capone does my shirts) (Natilie)

what didn't I do when making this joke? Read and agree to the terms of service.

In the movie, Full Metal Jacket, my favorite part was when the entire platoon beat PVT. Pyle with hard soap while he was tied down. Actually I am lying. That part was extremely cruel.

How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

knock,knock you suck

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

who cares wats behind the green class door people cant be in it

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family weaped his final days of his life.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

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