- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

A guy walks into a bar

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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