Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

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What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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What sound does a baby in a blender make? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

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We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

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Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

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How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm What is worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding chuck norris Whats worse than finding your girlfriend has a bigger Slong than you? Getting raped with a cheese grater. Whats worse than all of these? Being black Sadly im black :( -Jordan M

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

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A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

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What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

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Where did the girl go when a bomb was dropped on her? Everywhere

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What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

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Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

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There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

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what did the man say to the other man? hey

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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

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A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

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Black People

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A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

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what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? This joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and get hit by a car.

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Stephen Hawking

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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