Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

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What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

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What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

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A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

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A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

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A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

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Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

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A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

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What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

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what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

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Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States*? *the contiguous United States

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What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

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whats white jizz

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What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

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"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

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life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

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A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

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A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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