What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

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Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

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Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

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What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

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Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

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There once was a man from Duluth who's never did rhyme. They were often too short.

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why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

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A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

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what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

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What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

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whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

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When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

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You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

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How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

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I <3 Hitler

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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