What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

how do you win a game try your best

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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