- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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kid: dad! a kid called me gay today! dad: son, im 100% ok with u hurting that kid! kid: i cant! hes too cute.

What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

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What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

How do you help a chronic drug addict? Buy him or her more drugs. They NEED it.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Hi, Steve!

why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

A boy and a girl are each granted a wish Girl: I want us to be lovers until the end of the world Boy: I want the world to end

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree Because it died

If a chicken and a half layed an egg and a half in a day and a half how many pancakes does it take to shingle a roof? -A banana has no bones

What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

the lemon was sweet.

What happened to the man who lost his job? He couldn't support his family so they all became homeless and eventually died of starvation.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

roses are red violets are blue corey mills is and got raped by you

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

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