- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

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How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

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