- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a girl sticks her head in a birthday cake? She gets a toothpick stuck in her eyebrow. Trust me..I know.

How do you confuse a Mexican? Stand in the middle of a crosswalk while shouting "Cthulu will rise!" whilst looking at the sky and playing "Everybody Have Fun Tonight" by Wang Chung. Works every time.

What's the difference between cat and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other is a watermelon.

A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

I have a phone, Don't know where it's at, Forever Alone FAPFAPFAP

why did the boy drop the ball. he was shot in the head.

Q. What did the 300 pound Asian get for Valentine's day A. A jetpack. Except for the fact that the previous sentence was an obvious lie making this whole joke irrelevant.

The teachers cat is a fat cat and his name is ... why do even whant to know you stalker

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven. By darragh Hamilton

Yo mamma is so ugly, but your father was willing to look past that. They fell in love and you were born about a year after they got married.

one day a bear was eating for winter he ate about half what he had to and said "Im tired ill take a nap and eat the rest later. one month later he died of starvation

A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

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