- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

God is real.

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

No your aunties a joke

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

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