Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

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Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

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What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

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What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

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Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

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A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

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Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

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What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

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Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

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“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

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A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

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why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

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You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

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If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

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Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

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Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

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How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

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Justin Beiber is a good singer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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