- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

The Ohio State Buckeyes

So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

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