- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from the farmer's field. The family were not too disheartened, as the rest were still contained.

What did helen keller say when she saw a talking horse? nothing. because she didn't see the horse and they also cannot talk.

What did the female lady person say to the baby? Get Some.

why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Mark Mark who? Mark Jennings. Oh hey, Mark, come in.

Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

My name is Matt and I am homosexual. Just kidding. My names Rick.

How did the blonde die drinking milk? She was severely lactose intolerant.

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