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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

why did you poop because you are a poop

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim. X

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

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