- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim. X

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

Knock Knock The guy opens the door

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

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