- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

How did the blonde die drinking milk? She was severely lactose intolerant.

What did the female lady person say to the baby? Get Some.

What is the funniest joke in the world? Written.

What did helen keller say when she saw a talking horse? nothing. because she didn't see the horse and they also cannot talk.

My name is Matt and I am homosexual. Just kidding. My names Rick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from the farmer's field. The family were not too disheartened, as the rest were still contained.

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