What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

Bitch

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

Logan's gay

What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

What did the tuna say to the fan I LIKE YOUR STOOL AHAHHAHAHHAHAH

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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