- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

The duck didn't cross the road.

I have read and agreed to the terms of service

What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

What did the teapot say to the teacup? Nothing. Teapots and teacups are inanimate objects, therefore, cannot speak.

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

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