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How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

Sloths

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

Who is Dank? A: Billal

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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