Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

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DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

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What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

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Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

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What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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What's brown and slimy? brown slime

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What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

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Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

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What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

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Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

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What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

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there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

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Mooses

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

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Cry me a river. Then build a bridge and become a structural engineer.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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