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A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

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What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

Apple hates Blackberry.

im not black, im Joseph Kony

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

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