The young orphan boy had high hopes for this Christmas. When he woke up, he ran to the foot of the tree and saw a large box wrapped with seasonal wrapping paper. He looked at it to see that it was for someone else. The boy recieved nothing for Christmas and was later hit by a bus that had veered off of the road to avoid hitting a dog. The boy is now paralyzed and is extremely disappointed as to how his Christmas had unfolded.

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lol i'm going to hell for laughing at this shit

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How do you kill and red head? Throw your mom at them!

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Once there was an English man, A Scottish man and an Irsh man. They were all in a scenario where each of them had to undetake a task. The English man and the Scottish man undertook their task without any problems, but the Irish man was confused resulting in a hilarious outcome.

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

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Your friend says "Hi" What do you say back? You say "chunky salsa?" She said "what?" You think she knows you made out with her boyfriend last night. So... You blurt out " I'm SO sorry I made out with your boyfriend lastnight" Know.... Your dead meat.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? set her alarm for a reasonable hour

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Prior to this incident he was being chased by a psychopathec killer who had just murdered his family. As he was escaping on his bike, the murder's lookout who was holding a shotgun, swung the butt end of the gun, causing severe brain damage and eventually death to the escaping boy, also causing him to topple over on his bycicle.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Why do the Chinese eat cats? Because it is a good source of protein that is relatively easy to obtain. Really, it's not much different than killing pigs for food.

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Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

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Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

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How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

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whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

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How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

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Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

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Knock Knock Who's there? ........

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how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

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There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

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Anti Joke

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