- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i hate non minorities!

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

Dead girls can't say no.

a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

A guy says a joke. It was not funny

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

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