- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

Nero, sure you are okay?

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

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