What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

how do you win a game try your best

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

Your sex life.

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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