What is older than history?

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

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What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

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What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

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Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

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A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

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Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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autistic kids rock

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Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

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Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

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Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

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What do you call a man with a horse? A man

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

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a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

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Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

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whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

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Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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