- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

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