Racist Math Ahmed is on a train from D.C to New York the train is traveling at 125 mph. the distance between New York and D.C is 250 miles. How many will die in the blast.

There was once a man who lived in a box.

What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

Crime doesn't pay. Sure it does

"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

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How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

this website is a bad joke

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

why did the young teenage boy E J A C U L A T E? because he saw his sexy dad shirtless.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

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