- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

why did the young teenage boy E J A C U L A T E? because he saw his sexy dad shirtless.

Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

There was once a man who lived in a box.

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