- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

A woman is carried out of a bar.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

Your mom.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

Justin Bieber.

why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

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