How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

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Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

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I had friends on the Death Star.

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Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

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Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

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What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

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What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

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Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

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Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

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"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

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What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

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I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

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Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

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Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

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What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

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Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

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One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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