What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

Knock knock. Get out!!

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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