- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

Why was the little boy sad? Because his dog died

What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

Why does people with tourettes curse so much? Fuck should I know?

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

What does it mean if you have 5$ and Chuck Norris has 5$? Congrats! You both have five dollars!

Why did the plane leave late? Because they were out of Kellogg's® Breakfast Cereal.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

Josh Moran sticks polish sausage up his ear and moves it back and forth while squeezing his balls until they rupture.

Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

What do you call a building full of Mexicans? JAIL.

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

What's worse then me banging your mom? The fact that I gave her HIV

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

Whats the difference between a car and a baby? I would have a hard time throwing a car.

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