Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Japan

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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