- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

how do you know if an asian gang has been to your house? 1. your computer is unplugged 2. your homework is finished 3. they are still trying to back out of the driveway

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

Knock Knock Who did that?

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

What has two legs? Half a cat

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

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