What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

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Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

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What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

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Whats white and sticky? Glue.

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Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

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Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

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Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

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So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

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why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

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What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

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A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

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White NBA players.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

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what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

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how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

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Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

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A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name's Dave, Microwave!

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What did Newton say to Einstein? Nothing, Newton was dead before Einstein's birth.

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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