Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

knock knock Goodbye

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

Women's rights.

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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