- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

A chicken decides to cross a road. Unfortunately it gets ran over and does. The end.

why did the chicken cross the road? i have no idea, i dont know what goes on in a chicken's brain. the better question would be why was a chicken loose in a city

9/11

Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

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Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

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