Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What long black and tasty? Licorice

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was curious about something that had diverted his attention.

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

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How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

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Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

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Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

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Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

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How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

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PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

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GOODBYE

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Why was Cathy sad. Her husband Drew was killed by a land mine on a peace keeping mission to Iraq.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Matters the size of the bathtub and the size of the babies.

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Random link time! http://www.booksie.com/thrillers/novel/declan_mckimm/pure-evil

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I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

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whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion getting raped by 2 giant scorpions

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? The latter has two additional letters added to the beginning.

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Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

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Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

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- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

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whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

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what did the indians give the pilgrims? syphylis

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Why did the boy let go of his red ballon? Because he was hit by a car

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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