What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

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Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

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What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

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Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

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Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

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You wanna hear a touching story? Once a pon a time you died. The end. (all anti jokes posted by me will be adressed with -blarg)

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Me and my friend wanted to burn some calories so we found a fat kid and lit him on fire!

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a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

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Whats green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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How did the terrorist die? He flew a plane into a twin tower

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Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

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What's red and funny? The holocaust

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A bartender walks into a bar. He serves alcohol for a living.

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Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

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Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

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Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

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*insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here*

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What did the crazy asian man say just before he died? He didn't say anything- he was in an 18 month long coma due to a brain stem stroke. He left behind a wife, a 3 year old daughter and a newborn son.

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Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

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Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

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why did the white man walking down the street have no hair? he had had cancer for 5 years prior.

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Because he was dangerously fatigued from staying up all night weeping passionately into the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of twenty years after the CEO of the company declared bankruptcy and finding out that his only daughter was in the hospital in critical condition after her school bus flipped off a bridge.

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A chronic hemophilliac walks into a bar. He cuts himself and bleeds to death.

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ok there is 3 people and the white kid says "bet i got a better dick than all of you" he pulls it out and then the mexican says "nope got you beat" and then the black guy says "nope got all you beat look" and then the mexican and white guys say "its because your black" so the black guy goes home and tells his mom wht happen and ask " is it true mines bigger because im black?" she said " no it bc your 23"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

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